HADIAH ANNIVERSARY KU!!

Sedang aku leka doin sumthin, my phone got new message. It was from my sist. Aku ingt dye nk gtaw yg dye wndu aku. But m totally wrong oke!! I got a bad news! She told dat our KANCIL kne saman. Waa!! The first thing dat came into my mind is “aku nk byr gne ape nieyh!!” bodo pny speed trap la! Adoi2.. then I asked my sist bp kne byr? N she said RM300. celaka la aku merasekan time tuh. Aku tersangat la bengang terhadap kejadian yg baru sahaje menghempap kepale aku. Aku xpuas ati ag then aku tny kt sist aku when it happened, at where our kancil caught at the speed trap? She answered “30MAY2009 at klang utara”. 30 MAY was my anniversary with fiq n I got caught at the speed trap!! DAMN FUCK! On my anniversary aku kje la JPJ BABI!! Tmpt kje aku kt BUKIT RAJA bkn kat KLANG UTARA! Impossible la aku nk lalu klang utara JPJ BODO! Sakitnyew ati aku! 30MAY2009 ari sabtu n of coz la aku kje. Xcye tny huNn!! Kn HuNn?! Kte kje kn?! Impossible gak McD nk bg cuti ari sabtu. Mmg aku xhala ke klang utara la time 2 JPJ SIAL!! Ko phm x?? YES!! I admitted aku mmg speed kalo bwk kete n I dun even care kalo kowg nk saman aku kt tmpt yg aku mmg pg pd tarikh yg btol oke! Aku macho la! Kalo aku slh aku ngaku la babe! Tp diz time aku xslh oke!

YOU KNOW WHAT JPJ!! I DUN FEEL LIKE I WILL PAY DAT FAKE SAMAN OKE!!

You all guys, laugh at me bcoz I got such wonderFOOL present for my ANNIVERSARY!!

bile ita swoh tag!!

1.nama timangan anda ?
adik -family sje oke!-

p
tiha
rizz
bby -manje kn? hee~-
hoi2 -thomey kn nick ni?-

2.anda seorang yang?
tinktonk

ske gelak kuat2
cpt marah
ske fuck owg jaat! -fuck me back? i dun even care!-

3.insan yang teristimewa
MOHD FIQRIE MOHD DISA -bby lurve u taw P-

4.lagu kesukaan
sempurna by andra&the backbone

5.makanan kegemaran
kepak ayam bakar -wt ms skunk ni je. t aku 2ka len. haha-

6.warna kesukaan
green. go 4 army!

7.benda yang ada dalam beg
lip balm nivea -damn so imprtant oke!-
wallet
ic gajah aku

8.kali terakhir anda menangis
mlm td -wndu dak botak aku gler babi weyh!-

9.sikap yang membuat anda stress
XRETI APPRECIATE K'BAIKAN OWG KT DYE!

10.tag 6 rakan anda
hah! aku mne de membe rmi2 nk tag,,waa!!

Rindu yg LAME, mau yg BARU

30 july 2009
Aku merasekn arini ari yg pling mls skali,, mls mandi, mls nk kmas blik n mls sgt2 nk kua ke ‘sumwhere’,, da r ‘sumwhere’ tu tmpt yg quite important r,, da r bgn lmbt, jmat plak 2, huh!! Of coz la jmat 2 slalu be a hot day ryte? Aku dgn bggenyew wake up from sleep at 1:30!! Hewitt!! Kalo r tmpt 2 ttop ble aku smpi sne,, hancus r hrpan aku!! But then, aku pown kuat kn r smgt yg smmgnyew aku xpnh ade,, u know whut spirit is dat?? SEMANGAT MANDI!! YES!! I’ve never had dat spirit oke!! [plez dun laugh oke guys]. Then aku pown amek r towel ceklat aku n ta8 a bath,, after I’ve done my bath, I saw sumthin weird babe!! At ITA’s room!! She still with her note book ‘ON9ning’!! [ad kew ayt on9ning?] haha!! Bantai r!! yg si sherry da g mandi but ita still dating with her precious note book. But then I kept thinking,,,”yg ita ni xnk ikowt ke,,? Asl dye xmand ag huh?” Aku nk tny dye asl xg mand ag tp tkowt dye rs aku gelabah plak, haha!! Then aku pown TERJAH blik dye pura2 nk tgk dye on9,, hehe [sibuk je aku ni kn]. I dun know how to start my words to told him to mandi,, aku kn penakowt sket,, aku pown diam je r,, suddenly ita asked me whether sherry da mndi lom. Then aku pown jwb r SUDAH. Aku tgk mke ita cm t’agak2 jew,, aku tgk cm kucin silap mak pown ade,, pas2 ita tny aku

“rizz, aku nk ikowt kowg xpe x?”

hah!! YESYES!! Aku da taw np ita xmand ag,, dye ingt ktowg xajak dye g padahal laz nyte aku,sherry n ita plan nk g tgk wyg sme,, kihkihkih!! Aku da klaka jew ngan ita,, ktowg had sum MISCOMMUNICATION la plak,,

[MIZ ITA,OF COZ LA KTOWG NK G NGAN KO SKALI. XKN LA NK TGL KO PADEHAL NK G TGK WYG BER3. KALO KO XG, SP NK JD ITA]

haha!! Sumpah aku geli hati ngan ita time 2,, then ita pown cpt2 r g mandi. Ktowg siap2 n grak kowl 2:30. tgu bus pny la lme babe. Bengang katak pown ade time 2. huh!! Pas2 bus lalu tp xnk benti. Baek xyh bukak bisnes drebar bus. FUCK METRO SUME!! Ble bus smpi, FULL pula! Aku arap sgt smpt la smpi tmpt yg aku nk sgt g tuh,, kowl 3:30 smpi gak weyh. Nk taw smpi mne? MAJU JUNCTION jew.. haha!! Cm nk g umah mak mertua jew kn gelabahnyew,, ktowg pown twos r goin to our main destination goin up to 6^th floor. TING! Da smpi

PEJABAT PENDAFTARAN NEGARA!!

Actually aku nk wt ic bru la weyh. [kowg jgn ckp aku glabah oke!! ic mmg pntg ryte!] after all procedures done, g r snap pix. Aku pown start r gewdix nk btolkn tudung. Hah!! Pas2 kak camera 2 pown pggl la aku,, aku pown g la ke dye nk identified thumb print. NOT MATCH la dik. Waa!! Asl not match plak!! Rpenyew yg dye pgl BKN NAME AKU!! MALU2!! Haha. Cover la weyh. Xkn nk bia diri malu bgtu shje kn. Pas2 bru r btol dye pgl name aku. Aku pown dgn bggenyew tny kt akak camera 2

“kak, ble SENYUM x?”

hehe. Xmalu kn aku ni. Dye ckp ble aku ape ag snym r smanisnyew!! Pas siap sume aku pown dpt r temporary ic,, bsar gabak!! Hish!! Cmne nk g mne2 ngn ic gajah cmtuh!! REDHA je la aslkn aku xkne ejek ble owg tgk mke aku kt ic lme aku ag,, so nk jdkn conclusion,

TO STAFF PEJABAT PENDAFTARAN NEGARA MAJU JUNCTION, TAHNIAH ATAS LAYANAN MESRA ANDA OKE!!

Tp aku wndu ic LAME aku wpown da wt yg BARU. nyway to ITA, I LOVE U LAH!! ari2 menjadi CERIA bersamamu oke!!

ni r ic aku yg lme,,haha!!

ic gajah oke! nmpk x aku snym?

kisah xromantik.

kisah dak botak ats neyh!!
haha!! coe shyg,,

hah!! bnd byase kn ble ckp psl cinta,, but, the fact is,, yes!! i'm in love oke!! ngan sp?? the person that not romantic at all,, kihkih,, coe la shyg,, p mmg xromantik,, tp the truth is, aku glekn dye oke!! kalo nk taw bukti ke'takromantikan' dye,, follow ni:

aku: fiq cmne plak? da ad yg special kew?
fiq: 2 la rse2nye dh ade kt tp tkt dye xsudi,, riz knl kowt!
aku: sp? membe fiq ke? fiq ad ske kt kwn shye ke?
fiq: nk kte membe xjgk,, sgan ler nk ckp,, die 2 dkt ngann riz,, dkt sgt2,, cbe ler teka,,
aku: sp? mne reti nk men teka2,, gtaw la sp,,
fiq: k lah fiq bg clue,, cbe riz g kt dpn crmin, riz tgk dkt crmin 2 nmpk ler mke dye,, tue pwn kalo dye sdie ler,,he2,,
aku: mke sp yg ad kt dpn crmin kalo shye diri dpn crmin ea?
fiq: ala jgn wt xthu plak,,
aku: erm,,,,
fiq: fiq xpkse riz, kalo riz trime, oke,, kalo xnk xpe,, [xpnh la jmp boi ajk kapel cmni,,haha] k lh,, fiq pnt nk tdo,,

so,, to make the story bcame long,, mlm tu aku pown b'pk2,, huh,, aku mls nk pcy kt laki slps aku kecewa krn ditipu idop2 selame 5 thun by my EX,, fuck!! so, from dat xperience, aku mmg fuck boi oke!! but then my sist said 'try la accept,,ne taw dye laen'. laen?? wek!! xpcy la aku weyh!! tp aku shyg kakak aku 2,, krn dye aku trime fiq,, so, the next morning,,

aku: fiq,, shye da ad jwpn utk soklan awk,, tp awk xbg shye soklan yg btol,,
fiq: soklan pe?
aku: soklan utk mlm td la,, soklan awk xumum lgsg,,
fiq: ok la ok la,,
aku: cpt la,, bkn ssh pown,,
fiq: k,, soklan prtma brnlai 1 jta rggt: (1)ble x fiq nk cple ngan riz,,? (2)btol ke riz xd boi ag? riz ble gne tlian ayt
(1)tpon jer twos (2)sent msg sbrp pnts,, jwpn riz mstlah jjur dn bnar, kalo fiq tau yg riz tpu, xnk min msg ngn
riz da k,,
aku: jwpn no (1) shye sudi, jwpn no (2) mmg xd boi pown,

so secara rasmi dn xromantiknye aku pown jd la milik dye,, haha!! ape la kn,, dye ajak aku kapel pown actually bcoz beshfwen dye told to,, then dye pown dok ikowt je r,, hah!! 1 more things,, kalo kowg nk taw,, dye stat msg aku stlh lme dpjok n dpkse oleh membe dye,, dye msg aku kowl ptg but done2 mlm 2 da ajk cple,, plik dowh,, n ktowg time 2 xpnh jmp pown,, haha!! cinta pkse+cinta sms+cinta djodohkn,, kihkihkih,, like owg dolu2 plak erk,, [dun laugh too much kayh!!]. kowg glak2 pown ktowg skunk da stahon lbh aw!! but then pas aku cple ngan dye, dye mmg baek sgt2,, dye brtggjwb, funny, caring, kuat bebel oke!, kuat disiplin [he train me like an army la plak,,dye ingt aku kje cm dye ke,,], even dye xromatik,, as the conclusion,,, AKU CINTA DYE GLE2 WEYH!!

ske aku la aku nk ske ape oke,,!!

tatkala boring dtg menjelma aku pown bt la bnd yg aku kdg2 xske,, kalo kowg pown cm2 gak kn,,?? eleh,, jwb x r 2,,

ingt aku xtaw,, huh!! aku mls nk ckp byk la time cmni,, juz support aku dr mne2 yg kowg ske kayh!! [plih antr dpn, blkg, kiri n kanan] aslkn kowg support aku kayh!! TAKE it or TAKE it!! NO CHOICE!! haha!!